Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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