just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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