Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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