Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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