it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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