Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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