I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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