Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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