I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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