she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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