If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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