dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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