Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
