Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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