Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
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i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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