it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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