WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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