I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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