Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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