I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I want you more than these girls want KFC
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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