i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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