ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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