Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
do herpes really smell.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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