1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
