you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
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Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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