Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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