my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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