A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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