Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
