I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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