video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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