I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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