your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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