This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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