My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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