her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I had to cum in my sink.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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