i don't like sucking hair
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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