You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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