so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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