He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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