I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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