You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
well you can't waste a boner
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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