Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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