If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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