before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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