are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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