It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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