so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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