I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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