woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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