I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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