Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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