He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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