So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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