For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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