that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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