Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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